EU proposal to stop terrorist sites even more ridiculous than it sounds

If I get 400.000€ from the European Commission, I promise to come up with some even more creative, unbelievable, and outrageous crap than these jackasses.

Principles aimed at stopping terrorist content and activity online:
– Internet companies must allow only real, common names.
– Social media companies must allow only real pictures of users.
– At the European level a browser or operating system based reporting button must be developed.
– Governments will start drafting legislation that will make offering… a system [to monitor Internet activity] to Internet users obligatory for browser or operating systems…as a condition of selling their products in this country or the European Union.
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